My Irrational Love For the Karate Kid Franchise
Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penney, $3.98. You like?
Daniel: [laughs] No, I meant…
Miyagi: In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants. Daniel-san… [taps his head] Karate here. [taps his heart] Karate here. [points to his belt] Karate never here. Understand?
Nearly everyone loves the sports underdog. Nearly everyone loves it when a bully gets his comeuppance, and nearly everyone loves a sage mentor teaching a protege about life and skill.
So it’s no wonder that the 1984 movie The Karate Kid was so well received in the U.S. that it spawned three sequels and a remake that all together earned well over $400 million at the American box office.
But even with that success, I still sometimes feel like I love these movies a tad too much. Well, most of them. They were a cultural phenomenon in the 80s and to many I am sure have not aged well. But to me, I adore them more now than back then. And in honor of the 33rd anniversary of the release of the original this week, I wanted to give my thoughts on each of the five movies in the franchise.
The Karate Kid (1984)
American moviegoers in the 80s had a ton of martial arts exposure thanks to still legendary names like Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. By that time we already had a pantheon of movies about a sports underdog overcoming great odds to win. Yet we had not seen the two put together quite like this.
Perhaps the most amazing thing about this movie is that Daniel comes across as a whiner for much of the movie and his love interest isn’t interesting at all to me, yet the aforementioned tropes are so good they overcome the lesser aspects.
Most notably, Pat Morita gave the world a gift with his performance as Mr. Miyagi. He is utterly quotable: “Lie become truth only if person want to believe it.” His broken English is insanely endearing. The scene where we learn that this humble, easy-to-overlook maintenance man can kick major hindquarters in karate makes me ridiculously giddy.
Right Circle, Left Circle…
But the star moment of the movie to me is the way he teaches Daniel-San karate. He makes him wax his cars and stain his fence and other menial, backbreaking chores. And of course Daniel eventually gets upset by it and threatens to break their pact and quit. So in one of the truly special moments to me in movie history, Mr. Miyagi shows him that everything he is doing is subconsciously teaching him karate. He is teaching Daniel his way with Far Eastern methodology and without the dojo mentality. Mr. Miyagi in this scene does an epic mic drop before that was even a thing. “Wax on, Wax off” was a huge part of the 80s American movie vernacular.
Make no mistake, this movie hinges on how good Mr. Miyagi is. Beyond the karate, we feel for him deeply when we learn about the death of his wife. And his excellence in bringing this unique character to life overwhelms the weaknesses of the other two main characters to me.
Kreese, Johnny and the Cobra Kai are excellent villains and perfectly easy to hate. The climactic fight in the tournament is superbly dramatic and the music compliments it well. There is so much to love in this movie that how poorly it has aged has not affected my fan hood in the least.
The Karate Kid II
Is it possible that I love this sequel more than the original? This is something that rarely happens, especially if you take out Top 1% movies like Empire Strikes Back and Godfather 2. Yes, yes it is possible.
Maybe it is the fact it takes place in Okinawa. And the stakes become more real. This installment definitely captures the magic of Rocky in that it finds a new, fresh way to keep our champion in the underdog role. Mr. Miyagi’s telling Daniel near the end, “This not tournament, this for real” pretty much captures how they were able to take a great idea and two years later make it even better. Beating Johnny the Cobra Kai in a city tournament was classic. Facing Chozen in a theoretical fight to the death is just terrifying. And intense, even if it is a tad over the top. I pretty much stop breathing during this scene every time I watch.
But the movie scores big to me as well because it develops Mr. Miyagi even more, teaching us more about his past and his failures and his reason for leaving. These scenes are not cheesy at all.
But at its heart, the story is the Miyagi/Daniel relationship. Even as Daniel is getting throttled by Chozen, Miyagi is shouting out instructions that help Daniel. And even though I’ll never understand how Daniel merely swinging his arms back and forth turned the tide in the fight, no one can deny the music, the choreography and the cinematography of this scene come together for a chill bump-inducing masterpiece.
And for it to end with Peter Cetera singing The Glory of Love…well that is just the cherry on the captivating movie conclusion sundae.
The Karate Kid Part III
Whereas the second one masterfully kept us interested in Daniel-San as the underdog, this one absolutely fails in every way. This movie is an abomination. It’s horrible in every way it can be. It is tired, boring and unnecessary and the fact the first two made $200 million in the US between them and that this one tanked at $38 million is proof.
When I showed my wife this franchise early this year I refused to show her this one. I will tackle her if she ever tries (since we own all of them). The fact that this movie exists and it doesn’t cause me to feel any less passionately about the whole series is a testimony to how good the others are. I saw this movie a couple of times in the 80s and tried to give it one more chance about ten years ago. Nope. I am surprised I have not just thrown it in the garbage yet.
The Next Karate Kid
As far as quality we find this reprisal of sorts in the franchise between the magic of the first two and the dumpster fire of the third one, released in 1994. It was obvious that Daniel was done as a character so to add some spice they make Mr. Miyagi’s new project a female. And not just any female: Hiilary Swank several years before she shocked the world with two Best Actress Oscar wins.
So the fact that you have such an acting talent alongside the iconic Mr. Miyagi means this movie has some redeeming value. The story itself is retread and does not capture the imagination of the beginning of the franchise. But at least it brings the novelty of a girl, Julie-San, being the one who needs to overcome demons and bullying. Not a necessary movie but I don’t mind watching it if someone wants to see all of the “Karate Kid” movies.
And we get to see Mr. Miyagi light somebody up one more time before retiring the character forever so that alone almost makes it worth watching.
The Karate Kid (2010)
First, let me be clear that there is no doubt this movie belongs to this franchise. The title, as well as the obvious and subtle references to the plot of the original manifest its strong connection to the 1984 version.
And I had little faith they could redo the original in a modern way and not destroy it. They did the opposite. It exceeds the original in my mind and competes with KK2 for the best of the franchise.
First, Mr. Han is an incredible updated version of Mr. Miyagi. I had never seen Jackie Chan like this. He absolutely knocks this role out of the park.
This can be seen best in the re-imagining of the “menial task is teaching kung fu” scene. As memorable as this moment is in the first one, I think this movie improves upon it. Dre doesn’t hang up his jacket like his mother wants him to. So Mr. Han uses that as the basis for developing his muscles and reactive instincts, by having him take off and hang up his jacket for hours at a time. Which is a small but powerful difference from “wax on, wax off”. And the mic drop speech given by Mr. Han at the end of this scene is even more potent:
Kung Fu lives in everything we do. It lives in how we put on the jacket, how we take off the jacket. It lives in how we treat people. Everything is Kung Fu.
Please note that as a Christian I don’t believe this in real life but I cannot deny it makes amazing cinema. I stood up and clapped in the theater at this moment.
Jayden Smith is pretty good in his role but just as with the originals, it rises and falls on the mentor. I could not love Mr. Han any more and I refuse to try to pick who is better out of him and Miyagi.
So as summer heats up and Hollywood makes the news with regularity, we at REO take time to remember the summer blockbusters of yesteryear. For me, almost nothing tops The Karate Kid, or three variations at least. I love them, indeed, far beyond logic.
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14 thoughts on “My Irrational Love For the Karate Kid Franchise”
Worth mentioning, the director of The Karate Kid, and Rocky, John G. Avildsen, died 6 days ago at the age of 81. Two pretty iconic movies.
That is a cool connection.
My condolence . I too love Karate Kids
Love them all–even the dreaded KK 3! Can’t decide if I like 1 or 3 the best though. But they are all great.
Wow. Now I feel bad for trashing it! LOL. I like Rocky 5 though so I get being in the minority over hated movies.
I like the first and last KK movies. My boys enjoyed the new one – with Smith and Chan. I need to watch the original with them. I think they would enjoy it.
The first three are available on Hulu Plus
Thanks for writing about the Karate Kid, Gowdy. I never did get into the series, and think I only saw the first one. Nevertheless, I enjoyed reading about them. You write well, my friend. Sure wish I could visit you and David up in Chicago sometime.
By the way I meant that I can’t decide between KK 1 and 2, not 3. Ha!
So I just rewatched 1. You inspired me! In the end credits, it says The Karate Kid is used with permission of DC Comics. Was that a comic before??
Good question! I have no idea. I have to confess I feel better knowing you can’t choose between 1 and 2. I can totally get that. I will be respectful in dialogue about it but I do have bad thoughts about 3 as you read above.
The filmmakers just liked the name “Karate Kid” and DC had a comic character with that name so they had to get permission to use it. The character is completely different and the film was not based on that at all.
Ok that makes sense, Phill.
Gowdy, I’m glad I saw my typo. I would hate to think that someone thought I ranked 3 with 1 and 2.
The first one isn’t too bad, but I can’t get into the rest of them, especially the third one.
When the IMDB.com message boards were up, there were people who would get on the KKIII boards and mercilessly rip on Daniel. They would call him “mom jeans”, and call that place where they opened up the business the “Crap Shack”.
I have no complaints about people berating the 3rd one. It is awful. I have seen a lot of Daniel haters on the internet message boards for all the movies, especially the 3rd one. I have seen videos and gifs and whatnot of people rejoicing when Daniel gets beat up by the new villain in the 3rd one. And then there are the “Daniel is the real villain of all the KK movies” people. I can’t get behind that but I have nothing but support of all KK3 mocking.