Report: Millennials Offended by Behavior of TV Characters Who Ended Up In Jail
NEW YORK CITY—According to at least one internet blog post, which in America is considered sufficient evidence to drive a narrative and spark widespread outrage, U.S. millennials are now offended by hijinks of the four main characters from TV’s Seinfeld, a sitcom of mammoth popularity back in the 1900s.
The obscure web site—which allegedly has used the term “grammar nazi” in articles on occasion—-also stated that show’s uber-famous episode involving a Manhattan soup stand proprietor known as the “Soup Nazi” was just one of 13 reasons why the show is now problematic.
“The behavior of those people was rancid and in 2019 to more enlightened ears, a grown man pushing others out of the way to be the first out of a burning building and then rationalizing why he was so selfish just isn’t funny,” the writer concluded. “The passive racism, the cheapness in buying toxic envelopes, the shameless judgment towards a potential pig man, and the utter disregard for everything that is good and decent in society…I’m totally offended that 20 years ago such actions were exalted. Those were despicable characters. They probably should have ended up in jail.”
Show creators Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David could not be reached for comment, as both are spending copious amounts of time these days not caring at all about what humor modern Americans find offensive.
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6 thoughts on “Report: Millennials Offended by Behavior of TV Characters Who Ended Up In Jail”
Wait until these people discover “The Andy Griffith Show” and it’s backwards view of gender roles!
Ha! Or that scene in the Cosby show when Theo gets an earring. How bigoted was that?
By the way, that scene is hilarious and has held up well in my opinion. Every time Cliff made a move to see it, Theo moved with him. Incredible comedy.
REO writers: masters of satire.
I’m offend Jerry always wore snickers!
Ha! He told that Russian writer he wore them to make a fast escape from criminals.