Five Reasons Why I Don’t Have Horns Surgically Implanted on My Head
My all too brief quest to acquire the much longed for head of horns.
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Humor
Five Things I Don’t Understand
I don’t understand these things. Can you help?
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An Open Letter from Maude, the Farting Cow
This cow thinks the Green New Deal is full of hot air.
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Government Representative (Fill in the blank) Says/Does (Fill in the blank) and the Nation Recoils
Our political discourse in one scene.
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Five More Ways to Pretend Your Smart
Heed these wise words so you too will be wise.
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Five Possible Ways to Look a Person in the Face During a Conversation
Left eye? Right eye? Evil eye?
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Fool’s Gold: Are the Golden State Warriors the Most Overrated Team of All Time?
REO investigates the Golden State Warriors and the disrespect they receive from current and former players. (932 words)
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The Time-Traveling Spaniard Bigfoot Bernardino Big and the Continuing Quest for Dr. Pepper
A secret diary, time travel, and a Dr. Pepper obsession.
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The Five Funniest Women of Television
We pay tribute to five very funny ladies.
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Top Five Reason We Don’t Have A Five Today – Part Three
Once! Twice! Three times a failure!
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